An OPen Letter to the Ladies from my Yoga Studio

This yoga studio, which is Bikram style, and therefore extremely hot, humid and sweaty, encourages some fairly naked fashion choices. That's cool, the beach is one of my favorite places. I don't mind being the girl dressed comparatively Amish-ly in my leggings and workout tank top. But seriously, no matter what you wear, please, please, please DON'T wear ridiculous pants that are so see-through that I can see your underpanties! Honestly! Two days in a row, I have been placed squarely behind the most see-through pants-wearing ladies, and it must stop. Mostly, it's funny, but in general, I am now begging you to employ futuristic exercise fashions that cover up your bum. This is for you, polkadot bikini girl.

Harem pants???!?!?!?!?!?

Oh for the love of Mike....
I am a huge fan of The Sartorialist, and a huge fan of bold fashion choices. This girl is stunningly beautiful, and I love her shoes. But these crazy Harem/diaper/skirt pants that are going around?

I SAY NO.

No Such Thing

There is no such thing as vegan leather.

These bags are cute, but they are either vegan or leather, not both.

Women Who Hate On Michelle Obama

I was told a little while ago that there is a class of women (and maybe they are white and rich, but I don't know) who hate Michelle Obama and like to particularly make fun of her clothes.

To those women (and men): Shut Up.

I couldn't have said it better myself

Sometimes, another person's words are more than enough to make a strong opinion about a trivial matter, and in so doing, make my day.
I give you Go Fug Yourself on Teyana Taylor.
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/02/random_fug_teyana_taylor.html

Balloon Pants

I'm sorry, why are these popular again? I remember as a child, when my parents would take me to Grateful Dead concerts, and I always thought that Jerry Garcia's jam pants were a huge mistake only barely pulled off by a former heroin addict diabetic. Basically, only Jerry Garcia could ever wear clothes like this in public, because he didn't care. But now, all women are suppose to look hot and skinny in JAM PANTS made of tweed. Sick.

Also, tapered at the ankles. What women's magazine would be okay with that? Hasn't What Not to Wear been harping on the evils of tapered-leg pants for its entire run on TLC? It's not the hypocrisy, it' the audacity with which the fashion industry perpetuates its criminal levels of bad taste on women over a size 2.

photo courtesy of Avante Guide, and possibly some satanic designer.